You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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