girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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