I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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