people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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