I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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