I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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