he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
