She said her name was "party"
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
