Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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