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I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
we're making bets on your personal life
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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