They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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