Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries