my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
did you just send me my own nude
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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