Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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