well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I have so many feelings about this burrito
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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