dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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