Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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