what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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