Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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