remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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