Christians are straight up FREAKS
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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