What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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