My brain says no but my pants say off.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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