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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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