just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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