I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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