I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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