Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
birth control should be required to get into college
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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