what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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