After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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