god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
vagina is talking i cant
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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