It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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