i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
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I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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