Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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