Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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