the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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