Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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