is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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