I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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