I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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