I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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