The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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