two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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