Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
