I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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