you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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