Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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