You work out of a Hotel?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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