I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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