Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Randomize
