You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
