Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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