gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
How external is "for external use only"?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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