Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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