he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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