it hurts more in the daytime
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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