I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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